Halloween or “Whore”-loween?

Hawkins Halloween 2006(1)

Halloween is not one of my favorite holidays. Besides not growing up going out trick-or-treating, I don’t understand the appeal of dressing up and going door to door begging for candy. The first time I went out trick-or-treating, I was was 16 and went as a cheerleader or something with an easy-to-cobble-together “costume”. In general [...]

An Open Letter to Elizabeth Hurley

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  An open letter to Ms. Elizabeth Hurley: I’m very seriously and sincerely wondering if you’ve lost your marbles. I’m also wondering if it’s just an income bracket thing? Maybe I won’t “get” how putting an 8-year-old hoping to look more grown up  in a bikini held together by a gold ring is a good [...]