Dancing monkey

The Dancing Monkey

This post originally ran at MrsFatass.com in October, 2009. It’s not the post I originally wrote for this date. But it will be an interesting comparison when I do finally get the guts to hit publish on that one, because Trophy Husband and I barely resemble the people I wrote about in the post below [...]

Beautiful as I am

EveryoneMatters

I sat down for my conversation with Beautiful As I Am photographer Leslie Carpenter frazzled from a day of handling oozing poison ivy (Thing One), girl drama (Thing Two), and a smelly-turned-bathed dog the size of a moose (Woodson). To say my head was maybe not in the right place for this interview is a bit [...]

Who’s the Prettiest?

serena william

Serena Williams has an amazing ass. There, I said it. She does. That woman’s body is simply amazing. Muscular yet curvy, incredibly strong, so sculpted. And her ass? I swear you could bounce a quarter off of it. I’m certain that’s the ass Phaedra Parks is referencing in her Donkey Booty workout video. It’s delicious. [...]